An Ohio State* fan and a Michigan fan are in 3rd grade...which one is bigger?
The Ohio State* fan...he's 18.
How do you get an Ohio State* graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call an Ohio State* player with a National Championship ring?
Thief.
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Dude these same jokes were posted a few months ago.
Get some new material.
[I]I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. [/I]
The classics never die.
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And Obama still won. That help to get your mind off things?
[I]I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. [/I]
buckeye chill..
I can at least take solace in the fact that Ohio State* still sucks an ass.
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I'll drop this, but only because I actually got a moderating post from steer without him threatening a ban and such. laterrr mane
[I]I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. [/I]
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mik_Mo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An Ohio State* fan and a Michigan fan are in 3rd grade...which one is bigger?
The Ohio State* fan...he's 18.
How do you get an Ohio State* graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call an Ohio State* player with a National Championship ring?
Thief. </div></div>
LMAO
you are right......they never get old
some more of my favorites
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed and the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet.
What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
Drool.
Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!"? exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"?
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man."? The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"?
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football
there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how"
What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's life?
His freshman year
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hahaha good stuff
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Way to go Obama!!!!!! Happy Days are again!!!!!!
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